mega-church: the game.

March 27, 2008

i know it’s been out for awhile, but it’s only just caught my eye now.

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imagine if you could create the church you wanted, any way you wanted. wow! think of all the possibilties:
hire and fire staff
deal with idiots, naive volunteers, and denominational egos
earn points with god by winning souls for christ.
write a mission statement
choose a logo
hire a professional musician.

PLUS, you can deal with real-life scenarious, including:
elderly donor who wants to buy a new organ
troublesome board members
the city starts construction in front of your building

but perhaps the best selling point is the last line:
“do it all without a degree, license or even the Bible! Just like Joel Osteen.”

thanks to church marketing sucks for another winner.

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